R-9990

 Relic #:  R-9990

 Safety class:  α

 Usage class:  Cleaning

 Physical description:  A bottle of hand sanitizer.

 Anomalous properties:  The liquid contained inside R-9990 is conceptually recursive: that is to say, it is made of itself, the concept of itself and the concept of a lemon scent.

When R-9990 is applied on any surface, the surface will become conceptually vague for 72 hours. Observers have trouble recounting what the composition of a R-9990-affected surface is and other assorted characteristics.

If a surface comes in contact with R-9990 frequently, it will become permanently "meshed" as a concept with any other surrounding objects or substances. Observers interacting with "meshed" surfaces are prone to this effect as long as they are in contact with them.

 Special safety notes:  R-9990 is kept in an isolation chest. Experimentation is permitted on the request of project lead Dr. [REDACTED].

 History : R-9990 was recovered on [REDACTED]mart shelves by a civilian. After a test of its properties, the civilian gave R-9990 to the Hunters front group "Num Private Eye Agency".