R-0101

 Relic #:  R-0101

 Safety class:  α

 Usage class:  Unknown

 Physical description:  A shape-shifting mass of green.

 Anomalous properties:  Almost all of R-0101's characteristics are not describable using conventional language. Any words created specifically to describe R-0101's shape, mass, texture, fluidity, etc. cause it to shape-shift into another indeterminate form.

Notably, the closest language to describing R-0101 is Low Numarian, as determined by a study of 100 languages to see how well they describe relics. As such, Doc-0101-DESCRIBTEST is written in Low Numarian, given that direct descriptions would cause R-0101 to shift.

 Special safety notes:  R-0101 is contained in a double-sized isolation chest created by molding together two standard chests. As R-0101 does not shape-shift while in this chest, attempts to describe it are ongoing.

 History:  R-0101 was created by the "Unspeakables" Hunter research team for the "Obtuse Concept Description Program" or OCDP, in order to "subdue" anomalously obtuse concepts. After it gained the property of shape-shifting, the OCDP was declared a failure, as R-0101 could not be fully described without undergoing shape shifting.

Since it is known that R-0101 is neutralized while in containment, the OCDP has been restarted. A description is being written by "Unspeakables".