R-1000

 Relic #:  R-1000

 Safety class:  β

 Physical description:  A sheaf of paper with "R-1000" type-written on the front.

 Anomalous properties:  Any items classed as R-1000 within the paper sheaf are abnormally likely to be lost or otherwise compromised. This effect seems to carry over to computer data and any other medium of writing which classifies an object as R-1000.

A short-scale conflict between relics to be written as R-1000 has also been observed, although it occurs at irregular times. No explanation for any of these has been found.

 Safety notes:  This file is currently locked for editing until further information is found.

 History:  The effect was first observed as 2810/1, the current Librarian, was documenting R-0001. He mistakenly wrote R-1000 in the first draft, which immediately manifested as a vault's doors flying off at extreme velocities.

The likely origin of this effect was an attempt to recreate R-1902 but using writing as a medium by Researcher ####.

 Notable events:  As Researcher Pi was writing R-1000 (an anomalous mathematical method detailed in a book), the method spread to all personnel on site. The only recorded effect was 2595 falling off the Priory and then teleporting back to his previous position.

The last recorded case involved what is currently R-0003, which caused the large-scale erasure of an unnumbered band along the current Holy Sea.