R-0056

 Relic #:  R-0056

 Safety class : α

 Usage class : Containment

 Physical description : A shoebox of standard dimensions with a lid.

 Anomalous properties:  Any attempt to open R-0056 will commence an unrelated event that will prevent R-0056 from being opened. Currently we do not know the bounds to which reality is manipulated by R-0056, but it has been established that schedules and behavior can be broken. It is also known that history can be retroactively changed to prevent attempts at opening it.

The contents of R-0056 can only be ascertained by shaking it, which reveals that it is empty. However physical contact it makes with other objects creates sounds possible only if R-0056 has items in it. What R-0056 contains is unknown.

 Special safety notes:  R-0056 is to be left in its current location. Experimentation is not permitted.

 Addendum:  It seems that the thing can change history... One time I had a box opening habit then got to 0056 and then the habit went away. The only way I know of the habit is because someone wrote it down just in case. I request a log addition. -- Dr 2595